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dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:29:46 -0400

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 12:49:02 -0400

estradabishh: I cant imagine this type of pain.Having someone...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:22:57 -0500

estradabishh:

I cant imagine this type of pain.Having someone tell you that your loved one is gone and you never even got the chance to say goodbye to him/her.He’s out of the world forever and never coming back.This post breaks my heart everytime I see it.

mltrygf: getsomeribboninya: koolaidclitoris: OKAY SO LET ME...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:19:18 -0500

mltrygf:

getsomeribboninya:

koolaidclitoris:

OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITTIEST COOKIE RECIPE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. So Ghiradelli, who was once a beloved and trusted name in my household, gave a chocolate chip cookie recipe on the back of their chocolate chip bag. Innocent baking fun, right? NO! ASSFUCKING WRONG! I did not deviate from their instructions because I trusted this demon possessed chocolate connoisseur of evil intentions and broken dreams. I HAD THEIR SHIT FUCK EGGS AND THEIR GODDAMN BAKING SODA! BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER! But I was still unaware as I prepped the betrayal dough to be put on the baking shit, like a lamb for slaughter. And I can remember, so clearly, me thinking “ungreased cooking sheet?” BECAUSE IT SAID UNGREASED BUT I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! So I placed the balls of soon to be destruction and misery on the sheet and placed them in the oven. and waited. And then when I removed them from the oven THEY WERE MOTHERFUCKING PUDDLES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PAN. I waited for them to cool, hoping they would come out in one piece and this monstrosity could be saved. But as I raised my spatula to slide the cookies out: pure carnage. IT WAS LIKE THESE ASS SHIT COOKIES WERE WELDED TO THIS SHEET! LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO REMOVE THE FUCKING SWORD FROM THE STONE! No cookie was spared. And this. THIS is what I have to live with now. My once baking innocent is shaddered, and I will never be the same, not since after the war. I can still hear the sound of the spatula scraping the sheet, constantly scraping

I feel you….I used stupid ass foil for cupcake wrappers. Then they got stuck to the NONstick pan after they exploded. Not to mention…they wouldn’t even come out of the foil. Im a terrible baker.

I had a similar shitty situation involving dirt cake…can’t go wrong right? WRONG. SO FUCKING WRONG

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Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:06:03 -0500

kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 14:57:42 -0500

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:14:51 -0500

life-on-the-fly: Chris Kyle’s hearse going under a overpass...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:13:12 -0500

life-on-the-fly:

Chris Kyle’s hearse going under a overpass full of his supporters

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:30:49 -0500

piercingsandink: santanico-pandemonium: Sweet lovely death I...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 01:23:54 -0500

piercingsandink:

santanico-pandemonium:

Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath. Come sweet death, one last caress.

holy crap, this is beautiful

r4zor: ♡

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:32:02 -0500

r4zor:

♡

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Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:17:48 -0500

Remember the internet when we were kids?

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 13:15:29 -0500

muzikfreak07:

ask-fem-vio:

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

[[EVERY SINGLE ONE]]

MY CHILDHOOD

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Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:30:40 -0500

lustt-and-luxury: http://lustt-and-luxury.tumblr.com

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 16:27:13 -0500

lustt-and-luxury:

http://lustt-and-luxury.tumblr.com